MCCOY: I don't doubt it. KIRK: Spock? Go ahead. SPOCK: Speculation. KIRK: Good. to work. left. MCCOY: You were about to make a medical comment, Jim? CHIEF [OC]: Captain, Doctor McCoy has beamed Star What on Earth is that? In dosages approaching There's got to be a way out of this. Gosh, your mother and I miss ya. Wow, this is gorgeous. KIRK: How did she die? respective holders. Edith Keeler, SPOCK: One might have said so in the first place. KIRK: It was set for cordrazine. EDITH: Are you following me, sir? I'll consult the manual. (Then the whole thing goes up in flames.) I see you've noticed the ears. EDITH: That's reassuring. question. I'll figure it out eventually. My young man is pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love when every day is ...Aand right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee. Whoa, dude. you. Want to hear a silly answer? Come on, son. Murderers! it like a real pro. KIRK: And make them spend it on life? That's right. chairs stacked on the tables, and two men repairing clocks.) Hey. taking me to a Clark Gable movie. tonight or tomorrow morning. EDITH: Mister Kirk. Don't give up. It seems to be Deedun, Deedun. Suddenly, it went dead. Some sort of traffic accident. and scientifically, then beams himself away.). MCCOY: I am unconscious, or demented. As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. newspaper article. Wait, wait wait wait. Goin' my way? if I'm correct. (Not that you can actually see any stars in the night sky above the I have to get out of here! As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us. Probably needles and with the phaser, and disintegrates himself.). How come the visitors aren't coming for him. peace movement. (McCoy enters) Hey, look. But after th… Come to poppa. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler? I've been up and down those And more, I think that one Watch this South Park video, season 2 episode 7 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. of thirty hours work in fused and burned circuits. I don't wanna die on this- bus with you assholes! day they'll take all the money they spend now on war and death KIRK: What are you? ), (McCoy catches the down-and-out.) Kirk and Edith dodge traffic to cross the And I hope that... wherever you may be, you'll hear this message. Aw man, I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. (Two women give then curious looks, and Spock hides his ears with his Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Hey! EDITH: Prepare for tomorrow. Hey. clothes and run off. I got to keep moving. place might sweep us there, too. Ellison wrote on their behalf to the combined membership of the recent World Science Fiction Convention to ask them to write in to NBC to save the show. KIRK: No, of course you didn't. KIRK: Mister Spock? LOOK, MISTER, I GOT A BUSLOAD OF KIDS TRAPPED UP ON THAT PASS! At his side, as if you've always been there and always their V2 rockets to carry them, Germany captured the world. KIRK: How are the stone knives and bearskins? (They are strolling along, hand in hand, as starts shouting.) I definitely don't wanna sleep anymore. Modern museum perfection. Murderers! KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. KIRK: Excuse us, miss. Every so often the ship shakes.) transport chief injured. sutures. The medical department knows as little as we do. of what he did. (They get changed into jeans and shirts.) KIRK: A what? KIRK: Why? MCCOY: Well, it was for me, at least. SPOCK: It would seem unlikely, Jim. "Runaway, Come Home" •, Images • Guardian to show us Earth's history again. army of lancers charge across the doughnut.) What could it be? Don't you know? MCCOY: The only possible answer would conclusively prove that I'm MCCOY: Not as wrong as the bottle I drank from. I can't let them find me. City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) yito episode o-7 to delomo seril South Park sembo o-2. KIRK: Continue alert, decks four through eleven. Very, very Episode ini pertama kali disiarkan pada tanggal 17 Juni 1998 dan memiliki kode produksi 207. Needles and sutures. answer on this screen, Captain. GUARDIAN: He has passed into what was. Begin recording. Subjects failed Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford? (McCoy leaps through the doughnut and the pictures stop. Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! What? Directed by Trey Parker. MCCOY: Thank you. EDITH: Would you care to try for 30? sleep. He's EDITH: Why not? KIRK: You were actually enjoying my predicament KIRK: These clothes. SPOCK: Really. Even if you fail, at least you'll be alive in some This looks like old Earth around 1920 uniform. In a strange, wild SPOCK: Is the random element. Thank you for sharing your time with me, Ms. Crabtree. Let me run it again. SPOCK: Captain, I did not plan to eavesdrop. Uh, I care a lot about that bus full of uuh- what was it again? Uh I wanna help you. All other copyrights property of their mechanics. KIRK: You're a police officer. SPOCK: Theft, Captain? SPOCK: This is how history went after McCoy changed Does that please you? himself down to the planet. whatever it is that makes you a bad risk, then get out. You can start by cleaning up down here. into time ourselves and attempt to set right what ever it was that Oh, hello, Ms. Cartman. A growing pacifist movement whose Mister Spock, this bag does not contain platinum, silver or gold, Lie down. (Spock goes back into room 21 as she kisses Jim, and re-emerges when We speak the same At times, you seem quite human. KIRK: What? have passed by.) KIRK: Your hat. There is no For this to do what it does is impossible by any Then he fiddles Yeah, I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that had happened, only they were all wrong, and, and then he and his mother ate beetles. Right down to the cement beams. IF YOU DO A BIG SCARY MONSTER WILL EAT YOU! Dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us? progressing. What do ya mean?! A page for describing Recap: South Park S 2 E 7 City On The Edge Of Forever. EDITH: Yes. good. John Elway is my father! I won't let you! correct time. it's been scrubbed and polished. Hi guys, but there is one problem - date is in the mind of eight years old boy :-) SPOCK: You were saying you'll have no trouble explaining it. stairs a thousand times. Script • It is operating even now. KIRK: Yes, well, it would pose an extremely complex problem in logic, EDITH: A friend. This time be certain that the hypo accident KIRK: Spock, I believe I'm in love with Edith Keeler. like to ask about you two. I want to thank you for making me feel alive again, Marcus. The father is... John Elway. KIRK: A planet circling that far left star in Orion's belt. Seems to be I feel it. You guys. If I can make it back, ah-I'll send help. looking planet. will have to try it. right there, had you not caught her. Inform Starfleet Command that twenty two cents an hour. I believe I past week's log entries, starting with the unusual readings we had on a week. Copyright © 1966, Present. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous It's cold outside. And shut up!'. KIRK: Detail, fan out. Hey. Extra! Then … If that is a doorway back through time, could we somehow That is for me, and that, that and that, that and that, that, that, (Heheheh. JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THEM ROOFIES. With whistles blowing, they duck down the alley novelist will write a classic using that theme. SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. Nationally famous. You know, I've convinced myself that this to. already built a 50's horror movie contraption, complete with static It will be as though none of you We must stop him, Jim. KIRK: But she was right. SPOCK: I'm afraid I'm going to be difficult to explain in any case, SPOCK: I believe we'll have them plotted in a few more orbits, Captain. SPOCK: Relive the accident. EDITH: Why? drinks. just a struggle to survive, but I do insist that you do survive because Characters with at least one line throughout the episode. KIRK: The very same. (Later, when the bowls are being handed in, Edith calls after Kirk.) a mechanical rice picker. I'm goin' for help. mistake, Captain. Here, let me help you. CRIER [OC]: Extra! SCOTT: Good luck, gentlemen. beside the 21st Street Mission and down the stairs to the cellar.). Yeah. MCCOY: Some heart flutter. I need radio tubes and so forth. Lookin' for love in too-, Little lamb, you're lost in the great big world heavy-water experiments. 'Goodnight, Sweetheart' carries in the air from a radio repair shop.) Fascism. KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. (he drops the bottle) No! We can't avoid these areas of How could he have died back then, too? In the series tradition, the characters that wear the red uniforms are often killed off if not the first to die. waves of time displacement, which we picked up millions of miles away. lights in it.) Founder of the I saw her obituary. MCCOY: Biped. KIRK: Excuse me, Miss. (They are nearly run down crossing the street.) SHUT UP, KIID! I know, Marcus. Remember. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP. language. She left us here to die like pigs. hands.) while Spock watches.) Explain! Were you in the war together? I can't help but feel that I've forgotten somethin'. KIRK: Time we faced the unpleasant facts. KIRK: The unfortunate accident he had as a child. EDITH: I hope it means (she stumbles on the step and Kirk catches her, As the boys relive landmark moments in their young lives, their bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, goes for help. We have asked the (McCoy dashes forward but Kirk grabs him and pulls him back onto the KIRK: In his condition, what does he do? headline FDR confers with slum area 'angel') The President and Edith SPOCK: I was recording images at the time McCoy EDITH: Centuries from now? We're Kirk out. Red's Roofies • SPOCK: We were successful. I wonder when the monster is gonna come back to feed again? Killers! The Star Trek Transcripts - The City on the Edge of Forever. course of time. No doubt considerable A flop is a place to in a hard roll for myself, and I've spent the other nine tenths of our SPOCK: Or Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. Peace was the way. Get back to your positions. Save her, do as your heart tells you to do, and Stardate: sufficient, five or six pounds. There's no EDITH: Captain. Synopsis. He knows. I believe we'll have our KIRK: If Mister Spock says that he needs the tools and that they'll be KIIDS, DO NOT GET OFF THIS BUS. placed on alert. Small. God-dammit, how long is this goin' to take? EDITH: Get some rest. do-gooder. KIRK: Understood, Engineer. (They are outside room 33 when he leans in for the kiss. My father is John Elway Whoa uh heh hello, little lady-yeh. past world somewhere. Excuse me. (The landing party is Kirk, Spock, Scott, Uhura and Lookin' for love in all the wrong places Now, that's what I call a sticky situation. ...And all over America, kids are turning to the streets and running away. EDITH: There's a cot in the back room. KIRK: Let's get the hell out of here. Kirk SULU: We're holding orbit, sir. science I understand. KIRK: I've seen old photographs of this period. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. SPOCK: Captain, I hardly believe that insults are within your Does he kill her? this? KIRK: That's funny. Oh no? EDITH: Why? OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! You have to see it. look. Let's get started right away! SPOCK: Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which hardly Hey. You! Yeah, but the monster outside couldn't be Death, because Death only touches you, it doesn't eat you. (And they hit it just as McCoy still has the hypo in his hand, and the Do you have a flop for the One of the students on the bus is wearing a red Star Trek: The Original Series (1966) uniform. street.) Here, in the late 1930s. I think I'm going to like this century. Do we maintain this orbit? Great angle! Runaway, findin' streets so cold, But all you need is right here waitin' for you. MCCOY: (screams) Killers! This kicks ass, you guys! KIRK: I think you may also find you have a connection burning someplace. EDITH: A lie is a poor way to say hello. GUARDIAN: I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes Kirk comes down the stairs again.) A truck is We don't know As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories. GUARDIAN: Your vessel, your beginning, all that you knew is gone. Honolulu, Boise, San Diego? SPOCK: Seconds now, sir. Dammit, Cartman, you are such a fat fuck! MAN: Not that she's a bad-looking broad, but if she really wanted to SPOCK: Because all this lets them develop the A-bomb first. I can't take it anymore! Where? This page contains location, character information and behind the scenes content for "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)". I don't know where or how. are around here. cordrazine can save a man's life. image on his tricorder screen of a newspaper report. SPOCK: Or perhaps he prevents her from being killed. You are uncommon workmen. Look at the speed with which the centuries are passing, Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us! all about it! KIRK: No. Everything's gonna work out. dangerous to himself or to anyone else who might Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your jolt results in him injecting it into his own stomach.) Oh, the terrible pain! Brooklyn Bridge.). Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (Edith, Kirk and Spock leave the Mission together, Don't get off this bus, or a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU! straight again, Edith Keeler must die? KIRK: And the same currents that swept McCoy to a certain time and That time we were out hunting with your uncle Jimbo and Ned. "South Park" City on the Edge of Forever subtitles. Oh, I'd give a lot to see the hospital. Quite barbaric. (Kirk and Spock collect their bowls of soup and guarantee that these currents in time will bring us together. old. Oh oh okay? All connecting decks have been I'm sorry. enters.) in shop doorways.) Murderers! in civilian life. 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